Put Razor Down Dumb Dumb
My owner think it funny to shave me during summer because I get hot.  My owner going to die!  Listen dumb dumb you never shave Pekingese.  Pekingese have beautiful flowing hair that should never be touched by razor.  You shave Pekingese you better sleep with one eye open because you going to to die too.

You laugh at picture I hunt you down and show you Ancient Ninja Dog butt whooping!

Hot in Shades
I so cool I look good in shades.  I wear big goofy sunglasses that Elton John be jealous of.  However I make big goofy sunglasses look good!

Only Pekingese make goofy sunglasses look so good.  You should be jealous too dumb dumb. You wear big goofy sunglasses then you just look....Goofy!

Why No Olympics
You be glad Pekingese no aloud in Olympics.  Not only Pekingese win fighting sports, Pekingese win swimming too.  I swim real fast dumb dumb.  I swim so fast you think my tail is boat motor.

You think I kidding.  You let me do Olympics and I show you how fast I swim.  You not want to mess with my dog paddle of furry!

Keep It Real Dog!
Only I wear backwards hat and make it look cool.  You wish you as cool as me.  You wear backwards hat and look like a dumb dumb.  I think you try to be as cool as me.  You never be as cool as me dumb dumb.

You betta check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Don't Mess With Me Or You Pay
You think because I little dog I have little dog syndrome.  You wrong dumb dumb.  I so bad I make Pit Bull wear kinky lingerie.  You not want to mess with me or I make you dress up in undergarments too. 

You still not afraid of me?  I teach you lesson too soon!